"A generation of guys who will settle for nothing less than a porn star meets a generation of women who expect their boyfriend to crawl through their bedroom window at night and just nuzzle gently until they fall asleep."

--Gail Collins, writing in the NYTimes on the success of "The Twilight Sagas", a series of vampire loves teen girl romance novels written by a Mormon housewife that have sold over 6.5 million copies in the United States in less than three years (nice complement to those Left Behind books, eh?)