Please come and talk to me!

If you want some conversation starters, here are two:

1) I have a huge American bulldog named Winston who is so dumb he thinks my cat is bigger than he is; Winston's favorite food is whole wheat toast.

2) I didn't get in touch with my analytical and business side until about 12 years ago; when I left school, I was a publishing poet and writer--all the geek and business stuff came later--and I still write poetry.