Liz Spier's blogged em:There once was a smutty young heiress,
Notoriously hard to embarrass
Vivid gave her an advance,
So she f**ked all of France,
And named the film "Paris Does Paris."
(from lindsayism.com)

The thing that really bothers me is that I am going to watch the first installment of Paris' reality show next week, and I am going to feel annoyed with myself the whole time.