Why I read Popbitch every week:
"If my son had pulled a gun on Lil Kim, I wish he'd blown her brains out" - Notorious Big's Mom
Saddam Hussein's astrology birthchart

Gak Attack--Cocaine rituals of the famous

One of life's great mysteries is 'how do celebrities take drugs without spiteful on-lookers telling all to the papers'?
Snorty Spice has a clever trick. Rather than have a line in front of other people,someone racks out a line and then everyone else has to leave the room.When they came back in, mysteriously, the line is gone. How discreet.